Todd: Icing simple solutions for Stupid Rules Night in the NHL

There are days when I would swear that NHL rules are actually a clinical trial — and that we, subjects of the trial, remain blissfully unaware of our role as guinea pigs. As the gents in the tinfoil hats have long suspected, someone is tracking our every move to answer some basic questions: How far can a fan’s patience be stretched? How much will we take before we smash our TVs and stop buying NHL merch? How does anyone with the IQ of potato salad put up with this stuff? Let us revis