Frumpy Mom: Oops moments when traveling

I’ve been a travel junkie all my life. It may have started as a child, when our family bounced around to various Air Force bases while my dad was in the service, before he returned to the ranch and resumed his life as a cowboy.
But, regardless of the reason, I’m hopelessly addicted to strange places, getting lost, airline food, jet lag, unfamiliar beds, balky toilets, mystery meals, intense humidity, mosquitos, the friendly TSA, never actually knowing what time it is and using hand g