Your Choice: Raptured or Big Gay Party Bumper Sticker

There’s a certain type of driver who doesn’t need GPS, doesn’t need a rearview mirror, and certainly doesn’t need subtlety. That’s the driver rocking the “Raptured or Big Gay Party” bumper sticker. You’ll either ascend into the clouds in a holy beam of light, or end up in a fabulous rainbow conga line on Earth’s last dance floor — there’s no in-between. Imagine pulling up to church in that minivan: Sister Agnes is clutching her pe