Thriller Zombie Waving WiperTag

Driving just got an upgrade from “mildly boring commute” to “full-blown undead dance party.” The Thriller Zombie Waving WiperTag turns your rear windshield wiper into Michael Jackson’s backup dancer—complete with limp zombie wave. Rainy days become an absolute spectacle. People won’t remember your license plate number, but they will remember that your car is the one summoning the apocalypse at every red light.
And let’s be honest, this is more than