Old Fart Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Birthdays are supposed to be about celebrating another glorious trip around the sun, but eventually, your body starts treating each trip like a hostile takeover. This hilarious Old Fart Funny Birthday Greeting Card is perfect for that special someone who has reached the age where standing up requires a sound effect, sitting down requires a strategy, and every sneeze comes with a brief prayer. Forget expensive gifts—give them a card that lovingly reminds them that they’re not getting