Honk If You Are Extremely Patient & Don’t Mind Sitting Here for a Sec Bumper Sticker

Some bumper stickers ask for speed. This one asks for emotional maturity. Slap “Honk If You Are Extremely Patient & Don’t Mind Sitting Here for a Sec” on your bumper and suddenly every traffic jam becomes a psychological exam. If someone honks, congratulations, they failed. If they don’t, you’ve just discovered the last enlightened driver on Earth. It’s basically a mindfulness retreat, except everyone’s trapped behind a minivan with a questionable le