He Sees You When You’re Sleeping Christmas Mug

Nothing says “holiday cheer” like sipping cocoa from a mug that reminds you Santa’s basically running an NSA surveillance program. Every gulp of eggnog is accompanied by the unsettling knowledge that the jolly man in red is clocking your REM cycles like he’s on night shift at SleepWatch, Inc. Coffee tastes different when you know someone’s logging your snores into the Naughty or Nice database. But hey—at least when you’re chugging hot chocolate at 2 a.m.