Real Madrid fan hilariously outlines why Man City will 'NEVER be as big as their side OR arch rivals Man United' - and slams Pep Guardiola - in post-Champions League rant

MAN CITY NOTEBOOK: Pep Guardiola's leaders establish a new chain of command, while Girona near Champions League qualification... and it could spell danger at the Etihad

Lauryn Goodman can't keep the smile off her face as she steps out wearing a 'KW' necklace - amid claims England bosses will BLOCK her from being close to the team at the Euros to avoid distracting ex Kyle Walker

Lauryn Goodman can't keep the smile off her face - despite claims England bosses will BLOCK her from being close to the team at Euro 2024 to avoid distracting ex Kyle Walker

The deal-makers' dinner: Sir Jim Ratcliffe, Sir Dave Brailsford and Jean-Claude Blanc head to The Ivy to work out Man United's next steps... and prepare 'to put the WHOLE SQUAD up for sale with just THREE stars spared'

The deal-makers' dinner: Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Sir Dave Brailsford head to The Ivy to work out Man United's next steps... and prepare 'to put the WHOLE SQUAD up for sale with just THREE stars spared'

Marcus Rashford 'will RESIST' Man United's attempts to sell him this summer, with the forward 'happy' at the club - and the Red Devils could be forced to 'hand England star a huge pay-off' if he is moved on

Liverpool 4-3 Chelsea: Emma Hayes' hopes of fairytale ending dealt huge blow as Gemma Bonner scores injury time winner to leave Man City in the box seat in WSL title race

Premier League's most decorated players: Thiago Alcantara sits top of a list dominated by Man City with departing Chelsea legend in second

England bosses 'will BLOCK Kyle Walker's ex Lauryn Goodman from being close to the team at Euro 2024' and will go to 'every length possible' to stop her getting tickets with the families after she indicated she could travel with their son

Newcastle in the race for Fulham defender Tosin Adarabioyo after the 26-year-old refused new Craven Cottage deal... with Magpies are also in talks over free transfer for Bournemouth star

Pep Guardiola told Man City they were 'a team full of FAT players' when he took charge in 2016, reveals Gael Clichy as he reflects on manager's hilarious first words to the squad

Newcastle 'lead race for Fulham defender Tosin Adarabioyo' after the 26-year-old refused new Craven Cottage deal... while Magpies are also 'in talks over free transfer for Bournemouth star'

Unai Emery claims the Premier League's level has damaged English clubs' European ambitions... as lone survivors Aston Villa bid for Europa Conference League glory

Kyle Walker picks up his new £48,700 BYD Seal after Lauryn Goodman was accused of purposefully fuelling public spat with him amid claims he missed their son's birthday