Meet the Everton flop who owned a pet zebra, was caught red-handed with a stripper by a private detective before being 'snitched on' by a Toffees team-mate

By the end of his time on Merseyside, Van der Meyde had cost the club about £312,000 a match - a good deal less than the 90,000 euros a minute he once claimed, but a scarcely believable sum.