Premier League 'deserved' table revealed: Stats boffins name surprise team in third, a Champions League side lucky not to be in the relegation zone - and a top-six club who SHOULD be second-bottom!

Why Sam Kerr can't wait to get 'blind drunk' at her wedding to Kristie Mewis - after her previous arrest for infamous boozed-up display in a London taxi

Chelsea sign ANOTHER boy wonder from Moises Caicedo's former club - with defender, 16, set to join in 2028

Lewis Hall makes a World Cup pitch to Thomas Tuchel, Spurs have a diamond in the rough - and Chelsea youngster must go on loan for more game time: THINGS WE LEARNED from England U21's win over Republic of Ireland

Chelsea sign ANOTHER boy wonder from Moises Caicedo's former club - with defender, 16, set to join in 2028

Ex-Chelsea star Oscar has diagnosis confirmed after collapsing during training session - with Brazilian 'set to retire at 34 over heart abnormalities'

Cristiano Ronaldo ve la ROJA: El crack portugués es expulsado por ABDONAR a un rival irlandés antes de responder sarcásticamente una decisión arbitral, y podría perderse el primer partido de su país en el Mundial

Chelsea bomb squad member back training with first team during the international break despite Enzo Maresca insisting there was NO way back into the fold

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang calls Chelsea move a 'f****** big mistake' as Arsenal legend explains why he moved to west London for one star-crossed season

Swaggering Mary Earps tries to let her football do the talking amid explosive autobiography fallout as the boos are drowned out on her Man United return

Former Chelsea star makes bizarre claim about Man United after a year under Ruben Amorim - and sends warning to Red Devils' boss

Former Leeds star facing awkward meeting with Chris Wilder after leading x-rated chants about Sheffield United boss following Premier League promotion

Steve McClaren and the Reggae Boyz! 18 years after Euros heartbreak, ex-England boss has stacked his squad with UK stars and taken Jamaica to the brink of the World Cup (but they'll have to get past Dwight Yorke first!)

Chelsea Confidential Q&A special: Return target for Cole Palmer revealed, Levi Colwill and Dario Essugo fitness updates, latest on January transfer window plans and why Axel Disasi captained the Under 21s

Man United legend Mark Hughes puts sprawling £5.5MILLION Cheshire mansion up for a sale for a THIRD time