Living opposite my son’s school has its advantages | Séamas O'Reilly

I like the rituals of getting ready for school but recently they were are thrown into undignified confusion‘I’m woken by screaming every morning’ I explained to my colleagues, none of whom are parents themselves, proving once again that I am occasionally a poor ambassador for the child-rearing life. Someone’s alarm had gone off in the office, prompting me to tell them why I haven’t needed one in six years.This is true. Since the birth of my kids, there has never bee