• As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)
• Mark Zuckerberg finally revealed as mystery cash buyer of a $23 million D.C. mansion
• Tech moguls who grinned behind Trump at inauguration lose billions in wake of his tariffs announcement
• Missing pregnant teen Sophia Franklin found with 40-year-old man
• ‘Mass stabbing’ suspect under the influence sends six to hospital, say DC police