• Bodyguards hired by council to stop tourists from groping and touching buxom bronze statue
• Vegan activist nearly killed lamb after kidnapping it from a field and giving it a shampoo wash and food bought off Amazon - before putting it in a nappy and making it live in her bedroom
• Sad reason why schools in Victoria will ban uniform items
• 'Bored club girl' who was turned into internet meme reveals why she made that famous face - as new photos show what she looks like now
• Queen Elizabeth II's godson dies aged 79: Tory peer who served as Page of Honour to Her Majesty passes away after suffering head injury