• YouTuber told to ‘grow up’ and banned from football matches after prank
• Police stop man outside station only for him to reveal he’s an undercover cop
• British soldiers sent to hospital with hearing problems just weeks before Ajax tank declared safe
• Shoplifting suspect's unlucky day as he runs into police chief constable after getaway chase through the streets
• Macabre find is made during excavation at Irish house of horrors mother and baby burial site where 800 corpses are feared to be buried