Stinky breath, bad lighting and holding in farts – why I hate morning sex
For Almara, mornings are ‘me time’ (Picture: Rachel Adams 2023)My lover looks into my eyes, before I grab his arms and pull his body into mine, digging my face into his neck.To anyone watching – thankfully, no one is – it simply seems as if I’m in the throes of passion.As he keeps pounding away, I grab a pillow and put it over my mouth – as if I need to moan so loudly that I have to block out the noise.The truth is far less sexy; I’m actually trying to m