• Lonely elderly woman who has no family or friends writes tear-jerking note to kind restaurant staff
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• Trump demands his hush money conviction is thrown out with just days until sentencing
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• Elon Musk says his English 'nana' might have been a grooming gang victim in present day after growing up 'very poor' with 'no one to protect her'