• Trump proposes starting term TWO MONTHS early at star-studded Mar-a-Lago bash with Sly Stallone, 'first buddy' Elon Musk and MAGA disruptors preparing to upend DC
• Scientists reveal which creature will RULE Earth should all humans die
• Mum's heartbreak after baby daughter dies as blundering midwives struck off
• Brazen couple busted during X-rated act in the middle of a golf course
• Grandmother, 79, says she was hauled off a Jet2 flight by armed officers for 'refusing to pay £9 for a frozen tuna bap'