• Co-op cyber attack leaves 20MILLION customers at risk of scams for years to come, experts say
• Trump announces 100% tariff on movies produced outside US to save Hollywood 'dying a very fast death'
• Miss England surfer, 24, says she can't train for the world championships because sewage was dumped in the sea off the Cornish coast
• Trump orders Alcatraz prison to be reopened and expanded to house the 'dregs of society'
• Teal candidate who waited EIGHT days to report husband missing after drunken late-night swim looks set to beat Labor in seat it has held since 1934