• Top secret war document reveals China would crush the US and 'destroy' the world's largest aircraft carrier
• Woke coastal elites rise up to kill the American dream for poor people in ritzy seaside town
• San Francisco hippies warned over foraging as glut of deadly mushrooms springing up across the city puts at least 21 in hospital
• Hunt launched after woman 'has knife held to her neck and is sexually assaulted by group of masked men'
• CNN reject Jim Acosta beclowns himself in royally botched attempt to paint Trump as 'tired and diminished'