I’ve been flooded with requests for custom porn videos — my son helps me film them

Melissa enlisted the help of her only child to film porn (Picture: Getty)‘How much for a custom film?’ is one of the more irritating questions I’m regularly asked, the tart version of how long is a piece of string.A custom film is when a client requests some content, made especially for them, to their own brief.I’ve charged £50 for one, which involved my shouting, ‘Jeffrey you’ve been an extremely naughty boy, and soon your bottom will be RED RAW,&rsquo