Having three kids is a status symbol – unless you look like me

Families – mothers, especially – are more cash-strapped and time-poor than ever (Picture: Nadeine Asbali)Forget a fancy car or multiple foreign holidays a year, having three children is fast becoming the ultimate status symbol. Many of the nation’s most beloved mothers have a triptych brood in tow, from Holly Willoughby to Kate Middleton, and recently – in news that stopped the toddlers of the nation in their tracks – we can add Mummy Pig (that’s Pe