• Mark Zuckerberg's stunning censorship admission as he seeks to suck-up to Trump
• 'Bat out of hell' parents on the school run are banned from street after locals complain of 'car crash waiting to happen'
• Michelin-starred chef who featured in hit Channel 4 show announces sudden closure of popular restaurant after 23 years
• Controversial SAS star Ant Middleton vows to become London mayor as he sets out extreme manifesto for the capital
• Tory MP mixes up non-existent boat from James Bond film with real Royal Navy warship in blundering bid to grill officials about repairs