• Toffee Crisp and Blue Riband BANNED from calling themselves chocolate: Nestle forced to change description of popular treats after adjusting the recipe
• Calvin Harris and Vick Hope are forced to adhere to strict eco-regulations as they transform their £3.5million mansion into mega-compound with swimming pool, hot yoga and music studios
• Farmer who upset neighbours with sign saying village was 'lawless and godforsaken' is back in the mire over illegal dump and lorry park claims
• 'Satan's puppet' murdered neighbor and claimed to drink their blood after electric shock 'made her bug out'
• Owners of properties on crumbling Norfolk cliff edge are 'walking around in tears' after being told they face eviction just days before Christmas