• RAF and Navy warships deployed to shadow four Russian ships in UK waters
• The shocking things 286 days in space does to a human body: As rescued NASA astronauts stun the world with their frail and gaunt appearance, how their bodies have been ravaged by the void
• Judge orders triple killer Nicholas Prosper to be dragged to court as wannabe school shooter refuses to leave his cell for sentencing
• Hilarious foul-mouthed reaction of Brit tourist as he is chased screaming from a swimming pool by raging MONKEYS in Thailand
• Sara Sharif's abusive uncle is moved to cushy jail that offers tailoring workshops and has ping pong and pool tables