• STEPHEN DAISLEY: Isn't it time we named an oil tanker after this ruddy-jowled rabble-rouser?
• Premier League footballer slammed after 'ruining 10-year-old child's birthday' by REFUSING to hand him his shirt - giving a brutal eleven-word reason for doing so
• John Lewis 'warns it will miss profit targets this year after disappointing festive sales - as staff say they no longer expect annual bonus'
• Ed Miliband 'objected to Heathrow expansion at Cabinet' as Net Zero minister maintains public silence over Government backing third runway
• Hamas reveals father of the youngest October 7 hostages - baby Kfir Bibas and his brother - will be released next... but makes no mention of the children or their mother who were all kidnapped together