• Eurostar train stuck in Channel Tunnel for over two hours with 800 people onboard
• Train lines where most people have been caught having sex
• Sam Kerr's grandmother critical after she was struck by ute that on the same day the Matilda's captain was attending the wedding of her teammate Emily Van Egmond
• TikTok lawyer is reprimanded for filming himself sitting in judge's chair for social media video
• Noddy Holder battles to save Banks's Mild after Carlsberg announced it was axeing the famous Midlands beer