Pretty Punisher + Water Cannon by Float Factory

Let’s just start with the name: Pretty Punisher. Is it a Marvel villain? A discontinued Barbie doll? A drag queen who moonlights as a vigilante? No. It’s a floating water cannon designed to look adorable while completely soaking every last shred of peace from your backyard pool day. Float Factory clearly woke up and chose chaos—cute chaos.
The design screams “Lisa Frank meets Nerf gun,” and I love that for us. It’s got pastel colors, glitter accents, and enoug