This “Powered by Red 40” sticker feels like the official sponsor logo for people who survived childhood entirely on gas station slushies, fruit snacks, and cereal that glowed under moonlight. Slap this bad boy on your laptop and suddenly everyone knows your blood type is “Mountain Dew Code Red.” It’s the perfect warning label for the coworker who vibrates through meetings, laughs too hard at absolutely nothing, and treats gummy candies like a pre-workout supplement.