On My Way To Jury Guilt (He’s Guilty – I Already Decided)

Nothing says “fair trial” like strutting into jury duty wearing a shirt that pre-convicts the defendant before you’ve even found parking. “He’s Guilty – I Already Decided” is the kind of subtle, unbiased energy our legal system dreams of. You’re not there for justice—you’re there for snacks, a gavel cameo, and the raw thrill of judging someone who forgot to delete their browser history.
This shirt is perfect for anyone who watches one e