Mommy’s Little Alcoholic Hat: Custom Embroidered

Nothing says “parenting is hard” like a trucker hat that reads “Mommy’s Little Alcoholic”—custom embroidered, because dignity should always come in Helvetica. This hat is for the mom who has earned her wine glass tattoo, who knows the true meaning of “juice box” (hint: it’s boxed chardonnay), and who’s been to more PTA meetings half-sober than anyone wants to admit.
Now, we’re not saying this hat encourages drinking. We’re j