First things first—yes, it’s spelled “Teslur.” No, it’s not a typo. It’s a legally distinct homage to the electric car company that rhymes with Fresla. You love Teslur. We all do. Not because it makes any sense, but because you once saw a video of it dancing to dubstep during a software update.
This shirt lets the world know that you’re tech-savvy, mildly delusional, and totally on board with the idea of your car spontaneously developing sentience. Bonus