I Eat Copper Cables (Nature’s Licorice TM) | 3 Design Options (Utility Pole, Data Centers, or Flock Cameras) Bumper Sticker

Some bumper stickers tell people you love your dog. Others say you’re a proud parent. This one boldly announces that your favorite roadside snack is fresh copper cables straight from the utility pole because, apparently, Nature’s Licorice just hits different. It’s the kind of beautifully unhinged humor that makes the car behind you do a double take, laugh, then wonder if they should call an electrician. Bonus points if they spend the next ten miles trying to figure out whether