Fck Crypto, I invested in Hardware Store Buckets Funny Car Decal Sticker

Let me tell you something about financial wisdom: while everyone else was out there buying imaginary coins and yelling “HODL” like they were casting spells in a wizard war, I made the real power move — buckets. That’s right. Plastic. Stackable. Multipurpose. While Bitcoin plunged harder than my motivation on a Monday, my buckets were out there holding water, tools, regret, and occasionally tears. Can a blockchain carry potting soil? Didn’t think so.
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