Dead Inside But Still Horny T-Shirt

If this shirt doesn’t capture your entire vibe, seek help or stop lying to yourself. “Dead Inside But Still Horny” is the unofficial slogan of Millennials, Gen Z, and probably at least one middle-aged dad named Rick who just discovered TikTok.
This shirt lets people know you’ve emotionally flatlined but still have enough chaotic energy to flirt with a houseplant. It’s a conversation starter, a mood board, and a cry for help all in one soft cotton tee. Wear it to bru