Cigs And Beer Custom Printed T-Shirt

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and someone showing up to a cookout wearing a “Cigs and Beer” shirt with no cigs and twice the beer. This shirt isn’t just apparel—it’s a whole philosophy. It’s for people who think a food pyramid should include a Marlboro and a cold Bud Light. It’s for the uncle who shows up to Thanksgiving with a cooler, flip-flops, and life advice you never asked for but somehow always need.
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