SAY WHAT?!: Settling that essential Christmas debate: reindeer or elves?

Welcome to Say What?, our recurring columnist duel wherein important issues are debated and petty scores get settled.
In today’s edition, reporters Tom Zytaruk and Tricia Leslie face off over the important question: Reindeer or elves?
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TOM ZYTARUK: REINDEER RULE
Reindeers are real, elves aren’t. There, I won.
But just for argument’s sake, let’s suspend our disbelief, against better judgment, and contemplate a scenario where scrawny elves and robust flying red-nosed reind