Luxury Has No Business At The Brownlow Medals

Every September, the Brownlow Medal rolls out the red carpet for a night billed as Australia’s answer to the Oscars. AFL players comb their mullets and swap their guernseys for tuxedos (and in the case of Bailey Smith, don a pair of questionable sunnies), inviting their good-looking spouses to what many consider to be the biggest night of they year.The Brownlow, of course, will never be the pinnacle of global fashion. It is not the Oscars. It is not the ESPYs. And frankly, luxury has no b