Transhuman Dreamin’: Man’s Body Flown 3,700 Miles To ‘Deep Freeze’

Seriously. Cryonics is the perfect business: Patients pay in advance with an irrevocable, fully-funded trust account granted to the deep freeze company. When the wannabe Transhuman dies, his/her body is collected, frozen, and transported to its ultimate destination. There are no customer complaints. Even if a technician trips over the power cord (oops), the payments continue as before. Normally, pricing starts at $250,000 but it gets pricey when you start adding options. Any takers? ⁃ Patr