If the recipe calls for eggs, it’s going upside your head 🍳

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Just broke my whole ribcage, but I’m good! 👍

No sleeves, no shirt, no… common sense? 🚪🫣

Best first day at a job ever! 🚪🫣

What can I do? Only cry my eyes out! 😭🧆

That parrot’s trainin’ for the Olympics 🦜🥇

That pole knew what it was doing 😅

Sheesh, take your nerve pills, lady! 💊

You gotta lick it, before you ring it 👅🔔

Why did he open that door? 😨

Sorry, Ms. Possum, my bad! 😅

First driving lesson going bad 🚗💥

He reported her 🤣🤣 #comedy #nerdycomics

Safety zone? Where? ⚠️😂

The future of overprotective parenting is now 👀